AN ELIXIR OF HAPPINESS

hey..!! what's that sad-face you're making huh??...cheer up..let me prescribe you some doses of happiness..yes..drugs called jokes..

Teacher: Chubb, who invented the airplane that did not fly?
Chubb: The Wrong Brothers.

Sailor: I was shipwrecked, and lived on a can of sardines for a week.
Captain: My, weren't you afraid that you'd fall off?

Student: Could I get in trouble if I didn't do something?
Teacher: Well, I don't suppose so.
Student: In that case, I didn't do my homework.

Polly: Why are you eating nickels?
Molly: Because the teacher wants to see some change in me.

what..??not working huh??!! i know...i know...ok...it's just the dose...how about i prescribe you more of these....yup..much more higher dose???

Jake: I got an anonymous letter.
John: From whom?

Don: I didn't know our school was haunted.
Ron: Neither did I. How did you find out?
Don: Everybody's been talking about our school spirit.

Customer: Hi. I'm looking for a good buy.
Salesman: Oh. Ok. Goodbye.

Joe: I was built backwards.
Mary: How?
Joe: My nose runs, and my feet smell!

yeah.....that's better....I know you look much more innocent and cute like this.....hehe...next time..stop by..and I will give you the taste of my own-made elixir.