A BLOW OF DEATH

yeah...that was those people think when they do their so-macho habit...spreading and emitting some happiness,coolness..

but sorry fellas...it's not cool by comitting suicide in public....why don't you take a gun and shot your head off..that's more macho and cool i think...


yup yup yup...and the best thing is...you actually didn't bother other's business...you can go RIP straight away..alone and peacefully..

rather than wondering around spitting people's drink...think about those innocent fellas...is it you who're eager to die or those poor innocent fellas..??do you have the right to take other people's life??


so i assure you instead dragging people to commit suicide...how about you fellas get off and straight away dig your own grave...??!!...yeah..why bother to invest some of your super duper many fortune in some useless-non profit business...


oohh i forgot..it's the risk you want..it's the challenge you seek..it's the cheating-death-experience you wish..right?... so..get off..go find your own planet..where spitting other's drink are good deeds...and people who die in that battle are called HEROES....

do you know that habit is harmful,fatal and bla bla bla bla...NAHH!!! everybody knows that..even people named MR.FOOL knows...but people named MR.WISE knows better..so..which one are you..? the first one or the second? ok...stop pushing me..i know it...i will stop..one day...yeah you will stop when the time stops...

fellas, don't deceive yourself by giving false hope

friends, don't deceive your loved ones by giving false wishes
brothers, don't deceive GOD by pretending you can own the time

so..it is not too late to stop digging your own grave...there is always an alternative way to look cool/macho/slim/calm...come on..dump that mr. tobacco and miss. cigarette...

but if you fellas still insist to pursue your job as an undertaker..go on..it's your life..it's your choice..but please..STOP SPITTING OUR DRINKS.....STOP POLLUTING OUR CRIB...STOP KICKING OUR LUNG!!...

then...you fellas are free to join your life-saving a.k.a inspirational friend here:

QUIT SMOKING...DON'T BE A LIVING,SILENT KILLER

p/s: sorry..i'm not acting like an angel here..just doing earth and mankind some favour...

AN ELIXIR OF HAPPINESS

hey..!! what's that sad-face you're making huh??...cheer up..let me prescribe you some doses of happiness..yes..drugs called jokes..

Teacher: Chubb, who invented the airplane that did not fly?
Chubb: The Wrong Brothers.

Sailor: I was shipwrecked, and lived on a can of sardines for a week.
Captain: My, weren't you afraid that you'd fall off?

Student: Could I get in trouble if I didn't do something?
Teacher: Well, I don't suppose so.
Student: In that case, I didn't do my homework.

Polly: Why are you eating nickels?
Molly: Because the teacher wants to see some change in me.

what..??not working huh??!! i know...i know...ok...it's just the dose...how about i prescribe you more of these....yup..much more higher dose???

Jake: I got an anonymous letter.
John: From whom?

Don: I didn't know our school was haunted.
Ron: Neither did I. How did you find out?
Don: Everybody's been talking about our school spirit.

Customer: Hi. I'm looking for a good buy.
Salesman: Oh. Ok. Goodbye.

Joe: I was built backwards.
Mary: How?
Joe: My nose runs, and my feet smell!

yeah.....that's better....I know you look much more innocent and cute like this.....hehe...next time..stop by..and I will give you the taste of my own-made elixir.

FREAK OR FATE..FELLAS???

yup...you know what...they are totally different in many ways.....

HE likes white
SHE likes purple

HE likes vanilla
SHE likes chocolate

HE likes football
SHE likes hockey

HE is organised
SHE is punctual

HE is a good leader
SHE is a good follower

HE is a good story teller
SHE is a good listener

HE is a goal-scorer

SHE is a goal-setter

HE is outspoken
SHE is secretive

HE is a decision maker
SHE is a thinker

but....there is one thing that they have in common....TRUST....

yeah...some people just can't accept differences that exist...either the person is his/her partner,his/her mother...father...or even their friends....

how harmony it can be if only we understand these differences...and trying not to make some foolish decision on our own..yup..what you give you get back...like that famous line of some old song of a legendary band...the scorpion....hence try to understand people before telling people to understand you...

so we just have to be tolerate...don't think people who doesn't do stuff like you is simply a freak or doesn't understand you....unless he just gone totally mad by running naked in the street..

it is just fate that make us different...make us unique...make us together..yup by complementing each other...supporting each other...being together...how nice is that huh???

so people..put aside all the gaps...lets LOVE...RESPECT...and TRUST.....shall we???

p/s: don't worry...i will buy those plum for you...just rest..and be less naughty...hehe ok..??...by the way...last night was the EARTH DAY...did you do your part fellas...??..if yes...thanks for being kind to our EARTH....

SEE OR SAW???

it turns out that i'm now getting used to stay at home a lot...prefer to keep things to myself alone...no more hunger for entertainment...no more hunger for lepak2...i dunno what's happening actually...just like i'm getting bored with everything...

bored to go hangout..bored to watch movies...bored to get crazy like i'm used to be...fuhh......i'm bored to death-la.....to add some salt to the wound...the exam is getting closer and closer...i'm still feeling that i'm not ready for that..especially it's a new subject for this semester...it's all about those tiny complex bacteria...it's like searching KRYPTON in outer space..un-imaginable..yeah..only those brainiac know how to get it done...

not just bored actually...it's just everything didn't go quite well lately like i wanted it to be...it always happen to be something wrong..something loose..it's like riding on a see-saw in dark gloomy evening...one people up...one people down...even both on the same par... at last it still turns out to be another BAD DAY...yup..one more BAD DAY for me...huhuhuhu


but never mind...it will go away eventually..sooner or later...hope that lady-luck doesn't forget to pay me a visit..wish she can find her way down here...hehehe....i really need that never-boring-ever-after spell for a long time...make sure that those spell will last longer...


by the way L...i'm officially move on...no more hesitation..no more regrets..i wish that this journey is going to be a smooth sailing one..with this new companion..i'm wishing that i can leap higher...stand taller than i ever been before...sorry because i need a change..it's a change for better..not for the worst..


by the way too..i've just added one more super-human saviour to my collection...now the tally is 3...i have S..F..and now B...thanks to LUKE..looks cool in red...watermelon red..but i'm still wondering how to pronouce those words in Japanese...bat-to-man..?? is it..?

p/s: i think i'm upsetting someone...sorry...i know i'm being a jerk...unpredictable...actually i just went to my cave..but i know u'll wait...whatever happens...u'll be there....thanks a lot yeah?... maybe i just needed those TIME OUT.........but trust me...when it's the time to come out from that cave...i know u're there...smiling at the new me..

ANONYMOUS

it was night when it happen...me and my other 2 housemates went to hangout at a shooping mall here in alexandria..that green famous coffee shop was our top-list destination...arriving there, i ordered some vanilla frappucino and a slice of cheese cake...it was damn-delicious and refreshing...really lighten a bit of my gloomy mood that day...as cliche and typical as it is..heh?...hehehe..

actually, we went there to have a nice chit-chat with our actor-look-like buddy POK NIK...hehe..don't blame me...it wasn't me who claimed that you look like EIZLAN YUSOF..hehe it was 20 minutes when he finally arrived..it'd been 10 days since we met him,right before he went off to Europe for his honeymoon..kinda...hehe..he even complimented me on my new hair styles...haha..said that i look more matured and nice..haha..not too bad huh??

so..back to the story..then, we had a nice chit-chatting...asking how's his holiday was..and he even showed his brand new shoes..bought it in Turkey...quite nice..creamy with white stripes...but what really caught my attention during our conversation was..he said that EGYPT was ranked second-best after JAPAN in term of fashion..really huh?..was that something i should be proud of or not..?hehehe..till now..i'm still doubting that statement...hehe..but maybe it is indeeed true..by observing those flashy stylish colourful fashion of EGYPTIANS...

all of sudden..our conversation was stopped and interrupted..those nice quiet calm coffee shop turned out to be noisy annoying market..we're a bit pissed off..assuming that they were celebrating some sort of a party or something...till one of my housemate pointing us to a tall young egyptian man...actually, he is an artist..one egyptian there told us that he won a STAR AWARD..i dunno what kind of award is that..maybe he's a singer or an actor,i guess..

from that very moment..people didn't stop swarming that coffee shop..bringing along cameras..queueing up to have some pictures with him..most were teenagers..boys and girls..i were thinking that he must be some kind of high rated superstar to create such a hype...

it went along about half an hour i guess..it was quite funny actually...seeing a group of teenagers(boys)..talking and discussing to each other who's going to talk to the actor first...really bringing back my old memory back in school..those time where we were arguing who's gonna knock and went to see the teachers first..hehe...back to the story...some of them went up..but instead went to the other way...pretending and acting like they were just wanted to have a sit there...and even some girls went up,bringing along their cameras with high hopes,and after a look at him..they ran off..i managed to see their impressed+overwhelmed+disbelieved face..,yup..with that jaw dropping...wide open mouth...hehe

haha..really tickles me off..even some of the boys went in and out of the coffee shop several times..coming up with new plans and tactics to cover up their shyness...haha..i guess...me and my housemates even managed to make some jokes out of them by creating our own dialogue regarding on what those teenagers are discussing about...haha...

honestly...it was pity to see that actor had to get off from his table several times..just to had a moment with his fans...even his girlfriend showed some kind of a pissed-off face..yup..annoyed by those privacy-intruder..but that is the price you pay for being a public figure...your life is theirs now...everthing you eat,you drink,you buy,you go,you do will be watched and judged...

but ironically, nowadays..a lot of people wanted to be famous...a public figure..an idol..daring to sacrifice their current life..is it all about the money?..the fame..?or the power..?but indeed it comes with consequences..no longer private and confidential for them...

even the famous Jack of THE TITANIC, you know who...once said that he doesn't want to be famous if he ever had a chance to turn back the time....weird huh??..so..the thing is..are those people dare to take the risk...is it those money,fame and power is equal,worthy and able to overshadow the shame,insult and all the jeers later???

BOO!!! YOU LOSER CLOWN....

those people just not understand...
they think they are cool by mocking people...
they think they are better by insulting people...

those people just not understand...
they think they are superior in their territory...
they think others are worshipping them...

those people just not understand...
they think they are funny by calling others some ****ing names...
but actually they are acting like a jerk...loser clown...
stop pretending you people are warm and FUNNY...
HEY JUNGLE PEOPLE!!!..yeah...that was soooo funny....!!

those people just not understand..
if not because their ancestors and their past history..
others will never come to their so-modern territory...
stop pretending you people are more civilised by jeering others
those was your past...these are your present....

those people just not understand...
please for god's sake...look around you...
get out from your dusty filthy shell...
clear up your dusty filthy mind...
learn to respect others..
learn to be humble..

then others will respect you back..

STOP BOTHERING THE OTHERS...JUST GET THE H**L OUT OF OTHERS' BUSINESS AND KEEP CIVILISING YOUR BUSINESS YOU LOSER CLOWN!!..

EATING-MARATHON

burrpp....

fuhhh.....what a day!!!

i think i had a eating marathon...from noon up until midnight...

lucky for me...they we all free and delicious...malaysian style...thanks to kubang's mum for cooking those damn delicious nasi lemak+sambal sotong+ikan tenggiri masak asam...i guess...i think i ate 2 times plus those karipap....but sadly i left early...missed those samosa...

haha...but it doesn't matter.. i continue my seek-for-free-food journey to MARA hostel...although i came late...still managed to eat those savory, mouthwatering mi kari....i really love that kuah...actually there was a kenduri held there....just eating and chatting only...no bersanding or what so ever....hehehe....but..never mind...

at night...went to hang out with my friends..and lukman rosli... my junior back in secondary school...he is in fourth former now.....came here for a vacation...his father is my school's panel doctor...he owns a clinic in Subang Jaya and one in Shah Alam....

and again....ate some food... x-tra large sosis bil-gibnah...fakhfakhina....ruz bil-laban...muz bil-laban...some kakao...all those simultaneously...hehe....forgetting that i had already bought some ayam percik that evening...but didn't eat that yet....
never mind...there is always tomorrow....hehe

now i am fulled like a snake...i mean a fulled-snake...curling around...drowsy eyes...slow-reaction....lazy.........hehe...but never mind...my BMI (body mass index) is still normal...no need to worry about getting overwight or what so ever...hehe...20...if i'm not mistaken...

tomorrow...after class..my journey continues...because...luqman's mum gonna cook some briyani i guess..hehe..and I'M INVITED....hehe..thank god....

eating is a passion for some people.......while others take it as a hobby...and some eat when they are stress....but for me...eating is a gift from god.....enjoy it when u have it...